OK, I have LOTS of Indian friends. I'm an honorary Indian, just ask anyone. I'm hoping this post doesn't offend any of my fellow Indian brethren and I think they'll actually get an even bigger laugh out of it as they may actually know what this guy is saying.
With that said, I found this the other day and thought you should check it out. This guy takes videos and then translates them as he sees fit with the English he thinks he hears in the Hindi words. It's wildly entertaining and this one in particular is great as it is a Indian version of Thriller, of sorts.