Ooo we ooo, we look just like Buddy Holly...

I watched the Oscars night and noticed that apparently if I want to make it in Hollywood, I need only 1 accessory:

Big, thick, black-framed glasses.

Johnny Depp, Martin Scorcese, those 2 dudes from Superbad, Jack, Coen Brothers...Hell even Frances McDormand was sporting black frames large enough to make it into Von Zipper's fall line.

Maybe Rivers Cuomo can hook a guy up with some hand-me-downs...